honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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