And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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