he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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