your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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