You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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