Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize