i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I need water and some morals
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