Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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