so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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