hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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