Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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