We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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