I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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