Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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