It's Friday. Sex?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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