Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Help. Why am I so naked?
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