he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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