You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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