NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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