When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
