Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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