Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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