hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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