On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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