just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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