hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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