i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
did i just pee glitter
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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