Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
