It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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