I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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