Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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