Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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