Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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