whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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