I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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