Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
