my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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