pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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