69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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