i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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