shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Someone came in the potted fern
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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