I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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