Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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