butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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