At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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