He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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