I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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