Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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