It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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