Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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