you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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