Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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