your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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