K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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