Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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