just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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